When are you available?

Monday through Saturday between 12pm - 12am. Dates beyond these hours are accepted on a case-by-case basis.   

Where are you located?

I’m located primarily around LAX and DTLA for incalls (location subject to change for convenience). I’m available for outcalls throughout Los Angeles or you can fly me to you. 

What services do you offer? 

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Do you require screening?

Yes, you will be required to provide your government issued/photo ID OR LinkedIn/company profile, as well as your phone number. All dates require ample notice to allow for screening confirmation. 

Do you require a deposit?

A nonrefundable deposit of 20% will be required to secure our date. FMTY dates require a 50% deposit. If you need to cancel our date, you must do so 12 hours or more before our date was set to begin - your deposit can be applied to a rescheduled date but will expire after 30 days. Dates cancelled with less than 12 hours notice will result in forfeiture of your deposit. On the very rare occasion I need to cancel our date, your deposit will be refunded within 24 hours. 

What is your preferred payment method?

I strongly prefer CashApp for deposits, though I will also accept gift cards. Please pay your balance in cash in an envelope or small gift bag at the beginning of our date. I do not accept Zelle, PayPal, or Venmo. 

Do you offer “fly me to you” dates?

Yes, FMTY bookings require a 4 hour minimum, plus lodging and travel expenses, and a 50% deposit - email me to discuss details. 

Do you see couples?

Yes, both of you will be required to screen. Add a $500 flat fee for dates up to 6 hours long.

Do you see newbies?

Of course! Please refer to Jessie Sage’s wonderful explainer in Buzzfeed for newbies.

Does age / size / race / gender / religion / ability matter to you?

My only requirement is that you be at least 21 years old. Please let me know if you need specific disability accommodations - a wheelchair accessible incall is available upon request. 

Do you have reviews?

No. I am not interested in review board culture or the clients who obsess over them. If you are uncomfortable with this policy, I am not the lady for you.

Can you send photos or videos to prove you are real?

No. You can get a taste of my real being and sparkling personality through my twitter account. If you still have concerns that I am not real, consider reading Plato’s Theory of Forms to contemplate (alone) the insufficiency of the physical realm and the spiritual plane through which our reality is formed.  

Can I bring substances or alcohol to our date?

You may partake in moderation in the substance of your choice during our date. I reserve the right to end any date, without refund, where substance use has induced incapacitation, aggression, or a serious medical emergency. Indoor smoking is not allowed at my incall.  

Do you smoke or drink?

I do not smoke cigarettes. I am light with legal substances such as alcohol. A fresh bottle of wine or alcohol is always appreciated but not required.